Here's THREE I prepared earlier.
PUN ONE:
-Did you see the film about the library which only leant out copies of the Iliad and Odyssey?
-No.
-It was called HOMER-LOAN.
PUN TWO
My friend recently asked me if that bird in the park is a goose.
I said I didn't have the ANSER.
PUN THREE
What did the Romans call critics of their standard-bearers?
Aquila slammers!
PUN FOUR 05/11/2021
Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop reading the Aeneid?
They found him on the VIRGil of madness.
PUN FIVE 05/11/2021
Did you know the historian Tacitus had a scribe?
Yes, he was his silent partner.
PUN SIX 05/11/2021
-Hercules was an impressive hero, He gave birth to twelve childRen.
-How do you know that?
-Well, I was told about his twelve labours.
-*GROAN*
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